Dictionary for Women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. -guys just dont realise their mistakes EVERYTIME! not to say that we're always right lah. lol

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. -just ACT DUMB, it works? never tried that before..

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." -next time i'll made him do all the work and only that considers he 'MADE THE DINNER'.

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. -dont really geddit.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. -whats a melon got to do with getting married? i actually googled for the meaning of cantaloupe! :/

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. - i thought only washing machines do that?

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. - i dont even drink diet soda! in fact, diet soda contains Aspartame which has side effects.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. - 2 minutes seems like FOREVER

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. - we just dont have time to exercise! :x

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. - err.. sometimes?

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician." -thats not true?

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. -only if my boy is into hardware stuff or i should change that to Gaming Store. lol

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..." -36 tormenting hours of PAIN.

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! - on his collar? lol i wouldnt do that..

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. -LOL

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers." - or meditation might help as well.

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. -sooo true! waterproof much ey?

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. - i shall consider myself extra lucky :p